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“PREASE GIB ME C*CK!”

OMAIGAH. This is such an Engrish fail.  Lady, stop trying to be all lelegant (luxuly + elegant) with your fobby accent pronunciation because you think you’re some kinda fancy teacher - we know you can say “co-” properly because YOU SAY IT JUST FINE WHEN YOU SAY “COLA.” 

This is just like when Koreans try and show off their Engrish prowess and add sounds that aren’t even in the Korean alphabet - e.g., “HEFFY BARRRSSDEIGH!” when there is no ‘f’ sound in Hangul.  -______-

Hahaha this is hilarious

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A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

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